We had a long weekend last week.Hubby and i went to KL Bird’s Park.And i really enjoyed the stroll!

There are so many affiliate programmes out there on the internet. Making money has never been easier. From just a simple website you are able to be an affiliate to about 30 to 40 different websites. You dont even have to sell anything. No hassle of preparing invoices , collections or even sending of items ( logistics ) .

All you have to do is to make sure that your website is attractive. The item that your affiliates are selling are moving and usable products that has a market share on the internet. In all make sure that the item is sellable. Such as web hosting, retail goods, everyday usable items, handicrafts, books ( my favourite ) , music and even gadgets. Some affiliates pay you a percentage of the item price while some actually pay you a certain amount. I recently got a deal yesterday for a hosting website which paid me USD 60 for selling their hosting . That is about 50%  of what the purchaser actually paid. The catch to it is that they wont pay me until I have reached USD 100 or more in commissions. Which I did the next day.

One of the more exciting affiliate programme would be the ones that pay lesser but sales happen like everyday. Below is one of this affiliates.

Get paid USD25 per new customer referred by your own website with Payday Advance Affiliate Program. Your customer must complete an application, be accepted by PayDay One , have the loan funded, and not be a previous PayDay One customer. In all just get your blog updated and set it to the internet with the latest offer of this product and watch it fly. This is actually  PayDay Loans product.

PayDay One ’s loan applications are 100% faxless! Their proprietary online application and instant approval process will guarantee your visitor’s emergency cash needs are met around the clock. Approved loan proceeds are electronically deposited to customer’s checking accounts the next business day. With their Great Rate Guarantee and simple process, they are one of the best providers on the Internet! Easy money anytime.

 Just an example of this process would show you how I made USD 350 the first day being an affiliate of this programme. I actually set it up on my blog. And then made a mail blast using some software of other announcing the latest affiliate programme. I sent about 3000 mails. I also posted up short messages using my post it utilities towards the web which attracted about 30 k viewers. Out of which a total of 9,241 unique visitors came to my website that day and I had a few people actually using the programme. I made USD 350 in a single day just from that one affiliate.

I was up in Genting on Sat(Genting is a hill top housing Malaysia’s only gambling casino).The weather was 20C and it was a pretty clear nite up.

As usual,temptation was so great that i decided to try my luck at the slot machine.Hey;after all…they were offering a Honda Civic as the Jackpot prize for this period.So i went and withdraw Rm 500 and started off at this ‘Lady Luck’ slot machine…Any 3 dolphins actually triggers the free spins and any ‘hot-air balloon’ triggers the Jackpot…(which BTW comes in MINI,MIDI and the GREAT one!)

Did i win?Tough luck…Loss my whole mONEEEE after 3 hours sitting at the slots…sad..good hard earn money…Thats human…greed overcomes…temptation wins!Anyway,as dissapointed and regrettfull as i can be; i practically sat back watching the ‘high rollers’ in the International room..my,my,there are plenty of them…i was even tempted to “rob” an old uncle that just won RM 25000 off a Black JACk table…

Anyway,what was inteersting was that i noticed the “Dragon Ladies” that evryone has been talking about.Here i am referring to Mainland China girls that are brought in to actually be in the flesh industry.They parade tempting old farts at the gambling tables whom are alone/single and gambling…My guy friend actually mentioned that he got approach with this offer: Rm 200 to accompany,RM 500 for a nite sex and RM 800 for sex and overnight.Well, weell,,,,,these girls are pretty and i wouldnt know if they actually am willingly doing IT or are force to under any circumstances…

Well,to me Prostitution is evrywhere and its a matter how society install morale values to uphold faithfullness,abstinence and love and respect for one another…Sex education should also be introduced openly to our teenagers in school.And not treated as a TABOO…

 As the night dwindles ;i walked slowly to my room feeling the cold breeze of Genting brush across my face…I wonder about life;-and how one decides on which path to move forward.

Gosh, i’ve been pretty busy..and i had to work through Sat in a different state;-Malacca.

Ofcourse it was tiring but lucky me,my darling hubby drove me to the function where i was supposed to give the opening speech.I would have dread having to drive alone;nowadays there are just too many psychos around…its not save driving alone especially when you are a woman! Let alone ;replace the tyre should the tyre got punctured!!!That has always been my greates fear:(

I look around and thats so many families on holiday*(its the school holidays) now.And its so nice seeing them taking life simplicity and not stressing themselves over work over the weekend…Things in life which we have to choose…: MONEY? fAMILY? cAREER???

 The never ending drama of life!How i wished i win the TOTO Jackpot!!

I WISH-ED:)

Its Wed and i was stuck in the after pour jam in KL…whats new?Well,i then decided to detour to KLCC (Kuala Lumpur City Centre) Shopping Mall.I guess i preferred hanging out rather than being stuck in my 4WD.

Anyway,its only the 3rd week of the month and salary is yet to get banked in..Its not that i’m devastating poor;-but rather that i’m trying to save every penny to clear my loans(study+etc) and also for a dream(which i would not tell you!).

My fav shop;-Marks & Spencer…a ‘big gal’ ideal shop…I’m not ‘big’ but definately not Asian sized so Marks & Spenser definately carries European sizes which is SO ME!!:)As i was browsing through  the ‘value-priced’ session;i came across a Mac..brown suede..LOVELY till i looked at the tag and it was RM 300(USD 100)..It fitted me so well..i felt so warm in it…then reality knocked:-Do i really want to spend that much for a Mac>>???Yes…hahha…No…but i’d love to:)…Its just those days when you want something but the price is just too OFF…(i’m sure you guys/gals know what i mean).Its not that you cant afford it BUT its just a matter of principle for me;-i dont believe in spending more than RM 100 for a piece of jacket/blouse/skirt…call me a cheapskates(or however its spelt;p)

So to make me feel much better;i indulge in a nice cup of coffee and a Chilli’s old timer(hamburger)…You would be thinking that its silly me to waste money on food;-well when it comes to FOOD…oh GLORIOUS FOOD>>>…Its all atotally different story:)

“Big hot Mama!”

Well,that IS the expression  given by my guy friend,Alex;-if a lady with curves that are VOLUP-TUOS and pretty passes by.Sexiest?Well,perhaps not.

However,i would have to admit that i am pretty sensitive to remarks given to ladies with curves as i am too rather curvy and on the ‘meaty’ side…Obese?No..but a little overweight:)Blame it on my genes.,..Big arse ,boops and love handles!But trust me;i wasnt on the ‘chubby’ side my whole life.It started after uni and i think it was due to having a desk job and earning your own money which lead to having the opportunity to try out different food and indulge in luxuriously sinful FOOD!!!

And i’m sure all of you out there that has been on a diet before;it aint that easy losing all those ‘love handles’ or just going down a dress size!And i hate friends and family members that gives you”Hey,when yu going to get fit?”…Gosh;dont they know that FIT isnt about being skinny and i believe that if i am happy and confident ;yes;i would try to lose the ‘extras’ but we dont need the critics:)

Anyway,i would love to loose the kilos,BUT i am sure lucky that my hubby ADORES my ‘love handles’:) 

And just to share with you;i love watching ‘Summer With Nigella’..she truly is a HOT,CURVY Babe!

Signing off with a shot of my fav ”BABELICIOUS ” chef;- Nigella Lawson:

I am a coffee addict…Some would correct it to be ‘caffeine addict’ but i would stick to the earlier…I just LOVE coffee!

I remembered smelling the REAL coffee brewing when i was growing up…you see;my granny had a coffee-shop and it was lovely!Black,thick,pounded coffee(Sailor brand) served with ‘roti bakar’(traditionally toasted bread over charcoal) with ‘kaya’(eggy greenish yummy jam!).

Ofcourse my mum gave me the green light to start drinking coffee once i turned 12..and that was the start of the coffee addict!I love the smell pf good coffee beans especially when they are grounded…

Many would prefer Starbucks or Coffee Bean…well,both are alright but my favourite would have o be San Francisco coffee!!!Ice-blended Mocha with a whole lot of whip cream on top!!Hmm,just typing it down makes me drool rite now…Maybe i’ll go grab a ‘Coffee-Beng’(coffee+milk+ice) from my nearby coffeeshop.Feeling rather thirsty.

 Anyway,i found some really nice coffee pics which will give you a good nite sleep;just thinking of it!

Today was an embarrassing day…Just about to leave the office and there i went falling on all 4!Yes,i tripped trying to avoid my colleague’s chair and landed on all fours!sO EMBARRASSING!

I’m not sure on the moments but all i could think of was gosh,!Its so humiliating!!!Hurry and get up!!Yah…ofcourse my dear colleague or shall we name her ; “DramaQueen” couldnt even bother to help me up!Well,i guess that explains why i find this all so embarrassing and giving ‘pleasure’ to the enemy!

Well,worst of all my hubby laughed his heart out instead of consolling my bruised knees and palms!Who wouldnt!I would laugh my heart out tooo(yes,i’m that evil too).Anyway,i guess many could relate to that very moment when one falls down in public…It is that very moment that one wishes to pass quickly:)

Now…today is Sunday and i dread the thought of getting back to work tomorrow..Last nite was a mess..having to attend a cousin’s wedding dinner and then having to rush over to see my tenant to get my monthly rental! I’m so busted and tired!

So ,my thoughts are;-what shall i do for the day?I actually plan to visit my uncle in Bangsar.His house was actually burglared last 2 days and DAMN those thief!! I mean people work hard for stuffs and there they come carting away hard eraned money! Life is just so unfair!! I miss those days back oin my hometown where we used to be able to leave our homes and not locked our outside gate:(and still felt safe…Well,i must also comment that urban neighbours are EXTREMELY SELFISH…They just dont seem to bother and just DONT BOTHER…i have to admit that i am guilty as hanged for this too:p.I just couldnt be bothered for my neighbour too!Hahhaha…i guess it comes naturally when you see them not being bothered should your house be violated or not…This i must say is ‘SOCIAL ILLNESS’.

Hmm,i do plan to eat and sleep for today..Weekends just dissapears so quickly nowaday.i just wonder where they go to.And her i am in my nightie (stoning at 8.50am) trying to figure how today will go while my hubby is snoring away next door.The pleasures men get for just being MAN….to snore away while the wife sits and plans the day :0

I guess i will just go and get myself a cuppa coffee…Nescafe with lots creamers and ice!(locally a.k.a as “Nescafe Beng”)..perhaps then,i shall get a clearer picture on what to do today:)

 Signing off;

Nanny Joe

Hi.Call me the new and improved ;-Ms.Nanny Joe.

 Just a quick profile of myself;-I live in Kuala Lumpur,Malaysia..in my late 20s..Married but no kid…sick and tired of working…and i love cooking,travelling,lazing around.

I have decided to revamp this website(i actually inherited this from a love one)…and while i still can be a source of ‘health’ guide but i shall make this more of a journal of life..Well;you can say that there are a million of blogs out there in cyberspace but WHAT THE HECK;-this is my blog to NANNY:)

 So drop your thoughts on the stuff you read here..

 Goodbye old Nanny; Hello NANNY JOE!